"I like to sit alone and not talk about how I’m sitting alone. I like to drink to get drunk then go to sleep in my own bed. I don’t mind not having anything to say."
—from ‘Dining Alone at Plaza Azteca’ by Gabby Gabby (via clevermeat)so glad i’m finally done with this semester so now i can focus on the things i love to do like sit in my bedroom and take naked photobooth pictures of myself between naps while ignoring anyone who has asked me to write something for them
"I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe."
—Neil Gaiman, flawless human being (via worldwarlove)
it puts me back in high school when i wanted to be cooler than i’d ever be
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’
